lol...read these...

(1)doctor and patient
doctor: okay. the operation is over.
paitient: eh doctor. your knife still inside my stomach leh.
doctor: aiya never mind lah. i have extra one.
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(2)doctor and paitent
doctor: okay lady. now i am going to help you plug your teeth out. so can you open your
mouth?
patient opens her mouth.
doctor: er...can open bigger?
patient opens her mouth bigger.
doctor: er...can bigger? ya...bigger?
patient: eh doctor! you want to see inside or walk inside?!
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(3)mum and son
mum: son, today you help me wash the car, i'll give you $5. and if tomorrow you help me
wash the car, i'll give you $10 okay?
son: okay. then i tomorrow then help you wash lor...
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